Ms. Doezemae


wednesdayaleen:

funeral—girl:

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

*cries all over rug*



I can reply to YOUR messages while I’m toasted. You could WIN WIN WIN





natashi-san:

Literally me

When I show up for an audition

whatshouldwecallclarinet:

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fatphrodite:

Thank you lord

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this




portraits-of-america:

     “My maiden name was Burger and his last name is Berger, so I went one letter from Burger to Berger. It gets better: His brother’s name is Bob and he was our best man. My dad’s name is also Bob, so we had two Bobs, Berger and Burger, at the wedding. Bob, his brother, was married to Linda. My name is also Linda, so we had two Linda Bergers. Everyone was confused.     “Then I go to the Secretary of State to change my name. ‘What’s your maiden name?’ Burger. ‘Now, what’s your married name?’ Berger. ‘No, no, we need your last name.’ ‘I just gave it to you—Burger.’”

Livonia, MI

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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tastefullyoffensive:

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