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Anyone of my followers selling weed in Brighton? Ugghhhhhhhhggghggg





Indian food: You’ve got starters, main coarse… Pudding, shits.
– Karl Pilkington



My dog is 2 years older than my step brother. She should be telling him to roll over.





Everyone  send me selfies please. My eyes want to meet your face.





How do I manage to not spill a single drop of queso cheese when I’m completely baked, but spill half the cup when I’ve got nothing in me?